Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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