Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
where am i from again
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
you never un-have a 4some
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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