I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
sarcasm needs its own font
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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