how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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