You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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