are you so shy because you have an std?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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