she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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