We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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