Porn is love you can see.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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