I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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