Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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