I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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