do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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