That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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