We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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