Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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