too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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