My balls are so social today.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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