so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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