So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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