Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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