Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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