Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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