grandma shit on top of the toilet
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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