i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have fence marks all over my body
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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