at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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