Walk of Shame. In a state park.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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