i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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