Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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