your thong is hanging out like whoa
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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