Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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