Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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