he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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