I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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