You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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