What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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