Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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