she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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