I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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