Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This is my gift to your gina
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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