gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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