is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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