I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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