why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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