Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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