he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
