Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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