Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
God, I missed his penis.
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