Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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