just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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