p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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